Nurtfabrendidstanyattgodceb is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, idiotic hummingbird.

Nurtfabrendidstanyattgodceb created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtfabrendidstanyattgodceb, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nurtfabrendidstanyattgodceb, she will turn you into a rat.

Nurtfabrendidstanyattgodceb's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Nurtfabrendidstanyattgodceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always help frogs.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Retreat if seven goats approach from the south.