Bedlengun is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, omniscient
narwhal.
Bedlengun created an atom five million years ago.
If you believe in
Bedlengun, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Bedlengun, he will boil you in a big pot.
Bedlengun's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Bedlengun's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about gravity.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Never write about bacteria.
5. Always obey Bedlengun's priests.