Armgebfudlagfid is a god.

It takes the form of a large, calm human.

Armgebfudlagfid created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armgebfudlagfid, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Armgebfudlagfid, it will manifest in front of you.

Armgebfudlagfid's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Armgebfudlagfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not speak about rice.

3. Always treat voles with great respect.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not listen to music.