Yarlcubwee is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, smart crane.

Yarlcubwee created the solar system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlcubwee, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yarlcubwee, it will turn you into a mouse.

Yarlcubwee's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Yarlcubwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Yarlcubwee must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Whales are not to be trusted.