Zignillfubyam is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, smart horse.

Zignillfubyam created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zignillfubyam, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zignillfubyam, she will turn you into a rat.

Zignillfubyam's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Zignillfubyam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six snails approach from the south.

2. Never wear purple ear rings.

3. Never talk about bacteria.

4. Never hurt eagles.

5. Do not hurt capybaras.