Cadbenteenlag is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, omniscient sheep.

Cadbenteenlag created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadbenteenlag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cadbenteenlag, she will ignore you.

Cadbenteenlag's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cadbenteenlag's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cadbenteenlag.

5. Never talk about special relativity near aardvarks while wearing white tights.