Omtditcam is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, selfish beaver.

Omtditcam created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtditcam, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Omtditcam, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Omtditcam's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Omtditcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Fast once a month.