Tonnabyik is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, compassionate rat.

Tonnabyik created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonnabyik, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tonnabyik, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tonnabyik's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Tonnabyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tonnabyik.

5. Do not covet oxen.