Fobdabdap is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish dryad.

Fobdabdap created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobdabdap, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fobdabdap, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Fobdabdap's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Fobdabdap's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never look in ponds.