Bestbumsin is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented coyote.

Bestbumsin created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestbumsin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bestbumsin, it will come to you in dreams.

Bestbumsin's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bestbumsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near sharks while wearing purple tights and balancing five iron spheres on your chest.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never sing near horses.