Catyattmetven Wipfigrul is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident crow.

Catyattmetven Wipfigrul created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Catyattmetven Wipfigrul, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Catyattmetven Wipfigrul, he will destroy your home planet.

Catyattmetven Wipfigrul's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Catyattmetven Wipfigrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not keep three manatees in a large pit.