Dussranfut is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, overgenerous
slug.
Dussranfut created the cosmos three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dussranfut, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Dussranfut, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Dussranfut's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Dussranfut's Holy Commandments1. Never skip in the presence of birds.
2. You must pray to Dussranfut four times a day.
3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.
4. Never talk about dark energy near seals while wearing green tights.
5. Always help pigs.