Wigpopzod is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, fast armadillo.

Wigpopzod created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigpopzod, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wigpopzod, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wigpopzod's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Wigpopzod's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wigpopzod.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Worship no other gods but Wigpopzod.

5. Always wear fawn.