Padyokont is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, moody chicken.

Padyokont created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padyokont, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Padyokont, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Padyokont's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Padyokont's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Padyokont.

3. Do not speak about bananas.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near foxes while wearing fawn shoes and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your arms.

5. Never mention bats.