Mifjabjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, calm jackal.

Mifjabjarn created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifjabjarn, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mifjabjarn, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Mifjabjarn's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Mifjabjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Always help porpoises in need.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

5. Worship no other gods but Mifjabjarn.