Zimlenlikdab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, competent troll.

Zimlenlikdab created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zimlenlikdab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zimlenlikdab, he will be mildly annoyed.

Zimlenlikdab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Zimlenlikdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snakes.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never write about moons.