Ladtigfum is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, conceited capybara.

Ladtigfum created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladtigfum, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ladtigfum, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ladtigfum's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ladtigfum's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry birds.

2. Hide if six mice approach from the east.

3. Never paint your head black.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Ladtigfum in the centre of the settlement.