Rilkadrow is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, stupid capybara.

Rilkadrow created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Rilkadrow, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rilkadrow, it will turn you into a sheep.

Rilkadrow's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Rilkadrow's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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