Himspagdoss is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely heavy, stupid
mole.
Himspagdoss created carbon four million years ago.
If you believe in
Himspagdoss, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Himspagdoss, she will destroy your favourite star.
Himspagdoss' most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Himspagdoss' Holy Commandments1. Do not eat carrots.
2. Do not hop in public.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
5. Never eat green fruit.