Himspagdoss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, stupid mole.

Himspagdoss created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Himspagdoss, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Himspagdoss, she will destroy your favourite star.

Himspagdoss' most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Himspagdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never eat green fruit.