Hitdubyimsat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humorless bee.

Hitdubyimsat created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitdubyimsat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hitdubyimsat, it will turn you into a puffin.

Hitdubyimsat's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hitdubyimsat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think ill of sick goats.

3. Always help doves in need.

4. Always help badgers.

5. Never talk about fire.