Hamduss is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever chinchilla.

Hamduss created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamduss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hamduss, she will be very sad.

Hamduss' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Hamduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Hamduss' name in vain.

2. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Hamduss in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never wear white rings.