Stikhubfodnattargdam is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fussy lizard.

Stikhubfodnattargdam created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikhubfodnattargdam, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stikhubfodnattargdam, it will turn you into a goat.

Stikhubfodnattargdam's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Stikhubfodnattargdam's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Hide if five cats approach from the west.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.