Kinlibdap Fetlitbot is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful alligator.

Kinlibdap Fetlitbot created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinlibdap Fetlitbot, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kinlibdap Fetlitbot, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Kinlibdap Fetlitbot's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Kinlibdap Fetlitbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near horses while wearing violet shirts and balancing three carbon spheres on your face.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near squirrels while wearing orange skirts.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kinlibdap Fetlitbot.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.