Rulfidtal is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet octopus.

Rulfidtal created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulfidtal, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rulfidtal, she will turn you into a plant.

Rulfidtal's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Rulfidtal's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Rulfidtal.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect four gold sculptures of Rulfidtal on top of important buildings.