Fabsand is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, bad-tempered penguin.

Fabsand created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabsand, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fabsand, she will laugh at you.

Fabsand's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fabsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Do not kill dogs.

5. Fabsand loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.