Gubdudgil Hakxuckpas is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthinking porpoise.

Gubdudgil Hakxuckpas created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubdudgil Hakxuckpas, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gubdudgil Hakxuckpas, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gubdudgil Hakxuckpas' most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Gubdudgil Hakxuckpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never chant near hamsters.