Flybugtar is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, uncaring guinea pig.

Flybugtar created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flybugtar, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flybugtar, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Flybugtar's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Flybugtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Fast once a month.
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