Kikbigsadlin is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awe-inspiring wolf.

Kikbigsadlin created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikbigsadlin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kikbigsadlin, he will turn you into a slug.

Kikbigsadlin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Kikbigsadlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to nematodes while wearing violet scarves.

2. Never laugh in the presence of manatees.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not listen to music.