Rakjarnrag is a god.

She takes the form of a large, smart otter.

Rakjarnrag created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakjarnrag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rakjarnrag, she will not care at all.

Rakjarnrag's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rakjarnrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always help sick snakes.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.