Watvanpid is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, happy
hippopotamus.
Watvanpid created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Watvanpid, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Watvanpid, it will turn you into a tree.
Watvanpid's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Watvanpid's Holy Commandments1. Never bounce near dolphins.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Watvanpid.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.