Boglarpfet is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, deceitful naga.

Boglarpfet created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Boglarpfet, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Boglarpfet, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Boglarpfet's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Boglarpfet's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always help sick frogs.

4. Always look after injured aardvarks.

5. Do not shave your chest.
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