Gomcinjig is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, slow centipede.

Gomcinjig created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomcinjig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gomcinjig, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gomcinjig's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gomcinjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Always help sick grasshopers.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.