Homcanced is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, irritating
penguin.
Homcanced created an up quark five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Homcanced, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Homcanced, it will be very sad.
Homcanced's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Homcanced's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry squirrels.
2. Never paint your neck brown.
3. Never chant near pigs.
4. You must pray to Homcanced seven times a day.
5. Do not listen to music.