Mappopfud is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, charitable
hyena.
Mappopfud created a charm quark five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Mappopfud, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Mappopfud, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Mappopfud's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Mappopfud's Holy Commandments1. Never write about planets.
2. Mappopfud loves foxes, so they must be respected.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Do not drink alcohol.