Mappopfud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, charitable hyena.

Mappopfud created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mappopfud, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mappopfud, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Mappopfud's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Mappopfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Mappopfud loves foxes, so they must be respected.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink alcohol.