Gabyattloopfencathamfarloop is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, caring gorilla.

Gabyattloopfencathamfarloop created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gabyattloopfencathamfarloop, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gabyattloopfencathamfarloop, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gabyattloopfencathamfarloop's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Gabyattloopfencathamfarloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Gabyattloopfencathamfarloop must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gabyattloopfencathamfarloop.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Do not chop down trees.