Matbenquat is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unthoughtful dragonfly.

Matbenquat created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Matbenquat, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Matbenquat, he will turn you into a slug.

Matbenquat's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Matbenquat's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always help sick shrews.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never look in ponds.