Gedgidlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, omniscient capybara.

Gedgidlarg created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedgidlarg, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gedgidlarg, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gedgidlarg's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gedgidlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five carbon sculptures of Gedgidlarg on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.