Flyhakbid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, contented dog.

Flyhakbid created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flyhakbid, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flyhakbid, it will turn you into a snail.

Flyhakbid's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Flyhakbid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white mites, for they are unholy.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Fast once a month.