Wotfemnilshav is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, unsympathetic
naga.
Wotfemnilshav created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wotfemnilshav, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Wotfemnilshav, it will think nothing of it.
Wotfemnilshav's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Wotfemnilshav's Holy Commandments1. Run away if five foxes approach from the east.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Never hurt ducks.
4. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Wotfemnilshav on top of important buildings.
5. Never eat strawberries.