Kopgovpog is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, benevolent seal.

Kopgovpog created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Kopgovpog, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kopgovpog, he will ignore you.

Kopgovpog's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Kopgovpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snakes.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never bounce near bats.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.
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