Yiknutt is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, smart
wasp.
Yiknutt created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yiknutt, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Yiknutt, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Yiknutt's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Yiknutt's Holy Commandments1. Never think about quantum gravity.
2. Never talk about seals.
3. Yiknutt loves ants, so they must be respected.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Never eat wheat.