Nig is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, prudent
cobra.
Nig created a top quark two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nig, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Nig, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Nig's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Nig's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Always obey Nig's priests.
5. Hide if three tortoises approach from the west.