Ranlistgepnigsitjongub is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful sheep.

Ranlistgepnigsitjongub created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ranlistgepnigsitjongub, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ranlistgepnigsitjongub, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ranlistgepnigsitjongub's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Ranlistgepnigsitjongub's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Ranlistgepnigsitjongub's priests.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Ranlistgepnigsitjongub.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

4. You must love Ranlistgepnigsitjongub.

5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.
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