Mabnurtyat is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, amazing penguin.

Mabnurtyat created light four years ago.

If you believe in Mabnurtyat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mabnurtyat, he will turn you into a worm.

Mabnurtyat's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Mabnurtyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never talk about spacetime near badgers while wearing yellow coats and balancing three gold spheres on your neck.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Worship no other gods but Mabnurtyat.