Mabnurtyat is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, amazing
penguin.
Mabnurtyat created light four years ago.
If you believe in
Mabnurtyat, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Mabnurtyat, he will turn you into a worm.
Mabnurtyat's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Mabnurtyat's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt ducks.
2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
3. Never talk about spacetime near badgers while wearing yellow coats and balancing three gold spheres on your neck.
4. Never talk about dark energy.
5. Worship no other gods but Mabnurtyat.