Wikflaggom is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited mouse.

Wikflaggom created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikflaggom, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wikflaggom, she will be very sad.

Wikflaggom's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Wikflaggom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Do not listen to music.