Gepcisshad is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, awesome tortoise.

Gepcisshad created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepcisshad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gepcisshad, it will turn you into a tree.

Gepcisshad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Gepcisshad's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gepcisshad first in all things.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Gepcisshad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Worship no other gods but Gepcisshad.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.