Gepcisshad is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, awesome
tortoise.
Gepcisshad created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gepcisshad, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gepcisshad, it will turn you into a tree.
Gepcisshad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Gepcisshad's Holy Commandments1. Put Gepcisshad first in all things.
2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Gepcisshad in the centre of the settlement.
3. Always wear orange.
4. Worship no other gods but Gepcisshad.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.