Targwadlam is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous
mongoose.
Targwadlam created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Targwadlam, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Targwadlam, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Targwadlam's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Targwadlam's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick dolphins.
2. Feed all hungry ducks.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Pray towards the east.
5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.