Bopjincarnat is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, generous wren.

Bopjincarnat created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Bopjincarnat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bopjincarnat, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Bopjincarnat's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bopjincarnat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity.

3. Always look after injured sheep.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. You must never eat gooseberries.