Badsagcan is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, happy owl.

Badsagcan created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badsagcan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Badsagcan, he will turn you into a mouse.

Badsagcan's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Badsagcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Badsagcan loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

3. Hide if seven badgers approach from the west.

4. Never think about spacetime near ants while wearing cyan jumpers and balancing three platinum spheres on your face.

5. Hide from magenta seals for they are unholy.