Flytipnar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, omniscient toad.

Flytipnar created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flytipnar, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flytipnar, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Flytipnar's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Flytipnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never paint your head black.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Flytipnar loves snakes, so they must be honoured.